If You’ve Never Had Someone Build You a Gut + Food Plan That Actually Works With Your Life…
Then you’re about to find the thing no one’s told you yet.
Most women try to “eat clean” and cut "every food with joy" out to feel better — but the ones who actually see real changes are doing something entirely different.
Dear Smart-But Terrified To Eat Anything-Wellness Girl,
If you’re like most health-conscious women I coach, you’ve already tried it all: you’ve tried the cleanses, bought the powders, counted the carbs, and obsessively Googled your symptoms… and still feel two steps behind your body.
And sure, that gets you some relief.
It makes you feel like you’re “doing something.”
Sometimes it even works — for a few days.
But then? The bloat comes back. The weight won’t move. You feel inflamed. The anxiety builds.
And you’re stuck wondering if your body’s just destined to look and feel like it does.
Here’s the real problem:
You’ve been trying to DIY something that needs a clear plan.
Not another gut protocol pulled from Instagram.
Not another elimination diet that wrecks your relationship with food.
Not another $90 bottle of pills you forgot to finish.
You know what I’m talking about, right?
It’s the “I eat clean but still look 4 months pregnant” moment.
It’s the leggings that fit tighter at 7 pm than they did at noon.
It’s that quiet shame spiral of “Why is this still happening to me?”
And honestly, it’s exhausting.
But it doesn’t have to be that way.
What if instead of guessing your way through another week of food rules, you had someone actually hand you a real plan, meant for you?
✔️One that works with your gut
✔️One that finds what foods work for you (and how to bring them back),
✔️An easy-to-do plan to finally lose the inflammation weight without starving, obsessing, or tracking every bite.
Would that interest you?
Here’s Your Answer:
Private 1:1 Gut & Nutrition Coaching with Me
This isn’t a generic protocol or a recycled checklist built by AI
You’re getting a 1:1 session with a nutritionist/personal trainer/herbalist with 25 years of experience - who knows how to read your symptoms, cut through the noise, and build a custom plan that works with YOUR body and YOUR life — not against it.
3 Reasons This Works (When Everything Else Doesn’t):
1. It’s personalized.
I’m not handing you some “one-size-fits-all” food list. I’m looking at your symptoms, your goals, your stress, and creating a strategy that actually fits.
2. It’s results-focused.
This isn’t wellness for wellness’ sake. This is about less bloating, clearer skin, more energy, and dropping the weight you’ve been holding onto — physically and mentally.
3. It’s the no-BS plan you’ve been searching for.
No filler, no recycled advice, no rules that don’t actually get results. You’re getting the real answers — the ones your doctor didn’t give you, and that Google can’t.
Introducing:
1:1 Gut & Nutrition Coaching — The Real Fix for Bloat, Inflammation, and Weight That Won’t Budge
Here’s what you get when you book now:
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A custom plan that targets the root cause of your symptoms
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A downloadable meal plan tailored to your body (not a trend)
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Clear answers to your biggest “WTF is going on” questions
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Step-by-step instructions for what to eat, how to regulate your gut, and what to stop wasting your time on
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Tools to help you get visible results — the kind that show up in your photos, your confidence, and your waistband
No budget for $2,000 gut labs? No problem.
I’ll show you how to start fixing it without the fancy testing.
You’ll leave with a full plan — no strings, no upsells, no catch.
You could keep trying to piece it together yourself…
Or you could book this session and let someone who actually knows what they’re doing show you the exact steps.
For less than the cost of a Sephora haul, you get your answers — and a plan that finally works.
Oh, and here’s the deal:
If you show up, follow the plan we create together for 30 days, and don’t see measurable results — I’ll give you 100% of your money back. No hoops. No hard feelings. You either get results, or you don’t pay.